...When you dissapear into your friends dark room |

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and make out with a giraffe!... |
...All your FAT ASS friends pile up on you... |

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...and you dont feel a thing... |
...You pass out on your friends kitchen table... |

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...and find your childhood bud (MOE) ON TOP OF YOU HAVING SEX |

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you start singing pop"jenny from the block" but... |

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change the words to "dont be fooled by the size of my cock" |
when you dont chug beer and passout but... |

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you chug a bottle of "chocolate cow mix" and passout |
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when your friends make you shoot OLIVE OIL |

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AND YOU DONT NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE |
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